Best Of: Spam Comments

I use Akismet to reduce spam comments on this site.  I periodically check the spam folder to make sure a legitimate comment wasn’t incorrectly flagged.  It’s rare, but occasionally I  do find “real” comments in the spam folder.

Some of the spam comments that Akismet catches are so amusing, I have to share!

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